1 post tagged “fall”
I know you like your yard nice and neat and free of debris. I know you go out every morning and comb every inch of your grass to make sure any paper or plastic bag that may have made its' way into your yard overnight is quickly swept up into the garbage. I know you think the neighborhood kids make fun of your obsession...
I like a neat yard, but the fucking leaf blowing for 3hrs straight EVERY DAY has to stop! It's November. Leaves fall. That's what they do. They are not out to get you as you seem to think. No one is walking behind you and scattering their leaves on your lawn after you clear a space. No one is sitting up in the tree over your yard shaking the leaves from it's limbs. It's nature. Leaves fall in the FALL. That's why they call it FALL, dumbass.
And the OCD leaf blowing?!?!?! Don't you think if you run out of gas, it's time to give it a rest? Don't you think that blowing the leaves in the street is enough? Why do you feel you need to blow the leaves in the street, then blow the leaves in the street over to MY YARD? Listen dick smack- Knock it off!
I would love to open my window and scream at you but I know you can't hear over your leaf blower. I know if I went over to confront you I would want to wring your scrawny little neck and and jump on your leaf blower until it was crushed into a million tiny little pieces.
So this if for all of you who have the OBSESSED LEAF BLOWING NEIGHBOR. I feel for you.
